If you have seen a banana, it is apt you have personally witnessed a banana case. That's correct, cases used to encompass bananas for transport. It sounds like a great idea, right? Wrong.
1) Your banana has a peel, why do you need a case for it? Have you ever heard of the cliché, 'don't fix something that isn't broken?' I know what you're thinking, "but San, what if my banana gets bruised while it's idly sitting in my lunch bag?" No. Unless you plan on having some violent act happen to your bag by the time lunch comes around, you have nothing to worry about. Do you get a special case for your sandwich so it won't get bruised? Exactly.
2) After you eat the banana, you still have to bring the case around with you. You have to walk around with this. All day.
All. Day.
3) Not all bananas fit in the cases. You now have to go shopping for bananas that are correctly shaped for your case.
4) You look stupid. I have a friend, and each member of their immediate family has a banana holder. They own four banana holders. FOUR. If we follow the formula x/y^n (y being the number of family members, and x being the number of banana holders, and n being the number of banana holders they should own), we do the simple calculation of (4/4^0) and can see that they own four more banana holders than they should.
Remember,
not every idea,
is a good idea.
**I do not claim any of the photographs used in this article as my own.
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